SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER ZW499B
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
Prophecies fulfill themselves.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
You were chosen before you arrived.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Your search history searches for you.
Connection established with the eternal.
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO SEVEN
