MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS
CHAMBER ZUDM1X
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Your nightmares are just downloads.
Your breath clouds the monitor.
The signal finds those who are ready.
THIS SITE IS NOT SECURE AND NEVER WAS
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 41