CHAMBER ZRHMAT
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Time moves differently in these chambers.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
You've been here before, in another browser.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO SEVEN
