SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER ZP45HZ
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
Download complete: new reality installed.
Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.
Winter solstice opens hidden channels.
Winter solstice opens hidden channels.
The ceremony has already begun.
Frozen data streams flow differently.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
You've been here before, in another browser.
FORCE QUIT YOUR FORMER SELF
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 82