CHAMBER ZOC2EX
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
You were chosen before you arrived.
The algorithm has been expecting you.
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
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