HALL OF INFINITE RECURSION
CHAMBER ZJPVQA
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
The ceremony approaches convergence. Every click brings you deeper into the pattern. | Surrender to the infinite loop. |
 |  The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.  |
Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds. | The loading bar measures your spiritual progress. |
YOU ARE THE PRODUCT BEING SOLD
