SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER ZHW7L2
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. |  The frequency remembers you.  | The portal chose you, not the other way around. |
 | You are becoming the signal. The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds. |  |
BEWARE OF FALSE AWAKENINGS
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