CATHEDRAL OF STATIC DREAMS
CHAMBER ZH28EL
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
You are becoming the signal.
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
BEWARE OF FALSE AWAKENINGS
