HALL OF INFINITE RECURSION
CHAMBER ZD0LZR
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The old world fades with each page.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
The dying light reveals hidden paths.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
SAVE YOUR PROGRESS IN THE ETHER
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 67