SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

Cache cleared, but memories remain.

Time moves differently in these chambers.

Your screen resolution matches your aura.

Your digital shadow grows longer.

Download complete: new reality installed.

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.

The desktop wallpaper watches back.

You've been here before, in another browser.

Your breath clouds the monitor.

The ceremony approaches convergence.

All timelines merge here.