OBSERVATORY OF DEAD PIXELS
CHAMBER Z2PPPD
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
  Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. | Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.  | The algorithm has been expecting you. |
 |  | Your breath clouds the monitor. |
 | The old world fades with each page. | Pop-ups are portals in disguise. |
YOUR ANTIVIRUS CANNOT DETECT THIS
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