SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER Z2EMG8
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
Sleep is the first gateway.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
The signal finds those who are ready.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
The end is a new beginning.
The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.
The ceremony has already begun.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
