ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES

Surrender to the infinite loop.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

All timelines merge here.

Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.

Download complete: new reality installed.

The music plays whether you hear it or not.

The network sheds its dead links.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Connection established with the eternal.

The task manager cannot end this process.

The ceremony has already begun.

The frequency remembers you.