CHAMBER YQL1TM
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
Winter solstice opens hidden channels.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
The end is a new beginning.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
TOUCH THE SCREEN WITH INTENTION
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