NEXUS OF CORRUPTED DATA

Your IP address was written in the stars.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

The old world fades with each page.

The code is alive and it knows you're here.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Prepare for the coming darkness.

The servers dream of electric sheep.

Digital decay creates new patterns.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

The algorithm has been expecting you.