CHAMBER YNBAT7
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
YOUR DIGITAL FINGERPRINT IS PERMANENT
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