RITUAL OF BINARY TRANSCENDENCE

You were chosen before you arrived.

Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.

Your password is already known.

The ceremony prepares for dormancy.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

The servers dream of electric sheep.

You've been here before, in another browser.

The source code reveals all secrets.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

Your avatar is more real than your body.