CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING
CHAMBER YHPP4E
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
You've been here before, in another browser.
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Every visitor leaves something behind.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The algorithm has been expecting you.
THE POPUP BLOCKERS HAVE FAILED
