CHAMBER YGRLJS
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Welcome to the new frequency.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The ceremony reaches peak intensity.
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
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