CEREMONY OF ETERNAL RETURN

Prophecies fulfill themselves.

You've been here before, in another browser.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Prepare for the coming darkness.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

The harvest of lost connections.

The ceremony has already begun.

Connection established with the eternal.