CHAMBER YFPCB2
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
The cold enhances signal clarity.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
You've been here before, in another browser.
Transcendence protocol activated.
THE CAPTCHA KNOWS YOU'RE NOT HUMAN
