TEMPLE OF THE 404
CHAMBER YEWLSO
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
Frozen data streams flow differently.
The ceremony has already begun.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The cold enhances signal clarity.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Your password is already known.
YOUR FIREWALL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
