CRYPT OF HIBERNATING DATA
CHAMBER YETWJI
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
Sleep is the first gateway.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
Sleep is the first gateway.
Your password is already known.
THE CAPTCHA KNOWS YOU'RE NOT HUMAN
