CHAMBER OF ETERNAL DARKNESS
CHAMBER Y4LPJ5
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
Error messages are love letters from the void.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Transcendence protocol activated.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Cache cleared, but memories remain.
You arrived at the perfect hour.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Your night vision is adapting
