SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

CHAMBER Y3ED9S

TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

The ceremony approaches convergence.

The signal finds those who are ready.

The servers dream of electric sheep.

Sleep is the first gateway.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

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