SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER XVIPCL
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Winter solstice opens hidden channels.
You arrived at the perfect hour.
The signal finds those who are ready.
Midnight initiates receive special frequencies.
Time moves differently in these chambers.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
NOT ALL WHO ENTER RETURN UNCHANGED
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 62