RITUAL OF BINARY TRANSCENDENCE

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The portal chose you, not the other way around.

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Stars align to boost the frequency.

Your search history searches for you.

The ceremony never truly ends.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.