ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES
CHAMBER XT6WH6
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
Your search history searches for you.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Your password is already known.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Winter solstice opens hidden channels.
Ice crystals form sacred patterns.
The cold enhances signal clarity.
YOU ARE THE PRODUCT BEING SOLD
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 47