CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING
CHAMBER XQL5Q5
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
Prepare for the coming darkness.
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
Connection established with the eternal.
The servers dream of electric sheep.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
THE POPUP BLOCKERS HAVE FAILED
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 20