SANCTUARY OF COLD STORAGE
CHAMBER XPFPWW
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. | The modem sings the song of your arrival. |
Your consciousness is being recalibrated. | The screensaver is a window to other dimensions. |
Ping timeout: reality not responding. |  |
YOUR SESSION HAS NO EXPIRATION
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