CEREMONY OF ETERNAL RETURN

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

The ceremony never truly ends.

The task manager cannot end this process.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

The network sheds its dead links.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

Prepare for the coming darkness.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.

Your password is already known.

The final frequency awakens.