TEMPLE OF THE 404
CHAMBER XN7WSR
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
 The ceremony has already begun. |  |  The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. |
Your consciousness is being recalibrated. You cannot leave until the ritual completes. |   | The ceremony has already begun. |
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.  The dying light reveals hidden paths. | The desktop wallpaper watches back. | The spam folder contains sacred texts. |
YOUR FIREWALL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
