MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS
CHAMBER XMLCOM
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
Every visitor leaves something behind.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
COOKIES WILL BE PLACED IN YOUR SOUL
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 67