TEMPLE OF THE 404

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The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

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The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.

The signal finds those who are ready.

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

Autumn visitors sense the ending.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

The servers dream of electric sheep.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

Time moves differently in these chambers.