CRYPT OF HIBERNATING DATA
CHAMBER XGXJSW
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
The old world fades with each page.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The signal finds those who are ready.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.
THE CAPTCHA KNOWS YOU'RE NOT HUMAN
