CRYPT OF HIBERNATING DATA
CHAMBER XF49YN
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
You were chosen before you arrived.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
You've been here before, in another browser.
The old world fades with each page.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
YOU ARE THE PRODUCT BEING SOLD
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