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CRYPT OF HIBERNATING DATA

CHAMBER XF49YN

TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

You were chosen before you arrived.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
You've been here before, in another browser.
The old world fades with each page.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

YOU ARE THE PRODUCT BEING SOLD

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