SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER XEIURZ
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
The firewall cannot protect you here.
Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.
The homepage is wherever you are.
Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Summer static fills the airways.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
PRIVATE BROWSING IS A MYTH
