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Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

The music plays whether you hear it or not.

Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

The ceremony has already begun.

Dreams are transmissions from the other side.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.

Your consciousness has been backed up.