SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER XAHLCD
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.  |  |   |
 | The ceremony approaches convergence. | The music plays whether you hear it or not. |
 |   Your IP address was written in the stars. | The ceremony approaches convergence. |
THE CAPTCHA KNOWS YOU'RE NOT HUMAN
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 90