HALL OF FINAL TRANSMISSIONS
CHAMBER XA28FQ
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
Winter solstice opens hidden channels.
The servers dream of electric sheep.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
All timelines merge here.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
YOUR DATA HAS ALREADY BEEN HARVESTED
