The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Welcome to the new frequency.
The cold enhances signal clarity.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Download complete: new reality installed.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
THE VINYL CONTAINS THE TRUTH
THE VINYL CONTAINS THE TRUTH
THE VINYL CONTAINS THE TRUTH
THE VINYL CONTAINS THE TRUTH
THE VINYL CONTAINS THE TRUTH
THE VINYL CONTAINS THE TRUTH