SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER X7O7Z8
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
Summer visitors burn brightest.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
YOUR NIGHTMARES HAVE BEEN LOGGED
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