MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS

The task manager cannot end this process.

The task manager cannot end this process.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

Your avatar is more real than your body.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The ceremony never truly ends.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.