PALACE OF PACKET LOSS
CHAMBER X5NFV7
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
The firewall cannot protect you here.
Error messages are love letters from the void.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
