SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER X5ASLD
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The source code reveals all secrets.
The cold preserves deleted memories.
Prophecies fulfill themselves.
YOUR DIGITAL FINGERPRINT IS PERMANENT
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