CHAMBER X58UH6
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
You've been here before, in another browser.
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
The firewall cannot protect you here.
PRIVATE BROWSING IS A MYTH
