SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER X4X2U9
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
   |  | Your mouse movements are a sacred dance. |
The ceremony never truly ends.  |  | The screensaver is a window to other dimensions. |
| The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm. | Pop-ups are portals in disguise. |
BEWARE OF FALSE AWAKENINGS
