SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER X34HZT
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
The network sheds its dead links.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
Cache cleared, but memories remain.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
Download complete: new reality installed.
THE POPUP BLOCKERS HAVE FAILED
