OBSERVATORY OF DEAD PIXELS
CHAMBER WYFTCP
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.
Your search history searches for you.
Visitors and visited become one.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
