REFUGE OF RECURSIVE NIGHTMARES

Error messages are love letters from the void.

You've been here before, in another browser.

Welcome to the new frequency.

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

Prepare for the coming darkness.

The servers dream of electric sheep.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.

The recycle bin is never truly empty.

The ceremony has already begun.